Notes: 128260 / 3 weeks ago
from highonquacks (originally from lecterings)
Two households, both alike in dignity,
in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal realms of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life
Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows,
And with his death, end their people’s strife.
Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove
And the continuance of their parents’ rage
Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove,
Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original
ENGLISH LITERATURE NERDGASM OF EPIC PROPORTION!
this thing is the best thing.
Notes: 16 / 3 weeks ago
You know those parents who are against violent video games?
So, there are those parents who are against violent video games and violent music saying that it even promotes violence and is pretty much currupting todays youth blah, blah, blah.
Well, I’m currently making microwave macaroni and cheese and it’s telling me to perforate the plastic. Normally, that isn’t too bad, but that’s because the plastic on top is usually quite taught. But my macaroni has come in like…a plastic bag so poking holes into that with a fork is proving rather difficult.
I had to stab that thing like six times just to get enough ventilation. STAB.
Parents, stop worrying about media corrupting your children and start worrying about your processed microwave dinners. They’re the violent ones.
Notes: 30636 / 4 weeks ago
from sunny-burn (originally from hellanne)
"The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again."
Notes: 3195 / 4 weeks ago
from wilwheaton (originally from mydamnchannel)
Notes: 332490 / 4 weeks ago
from highonquacks (originally from becca-morley)
Notes: 48 / 4 weeks ago
from pixyled (originally from kristinsquest)
"Read everything you can. Stay curious. Ask questions and don’t pretend to know shit you don’t know. The smartest people I know ask the most questions."
- Adam Savage, comment on “I am Adam Savage, co-host of Mythbusters, back again. AMA!” (reddit.com
Notes: 230215 / 4 weeks ago
from fiendlover (originally from )
"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"
rad as hell
Reblogging this babe
reblogging for the last shot
fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.
“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”
this is literally going to be me when i’m old
Notes: 2431 / 4 weeks ago
from timelordswizardsandnerdsohmy (originally from taiey)
"Clara has no personality outside of her mystery"
Based on/inspired by this picspam, because apparently some things need to be really clearly pointed out. (And I wanted to explain the scared/brave thing.)
Click the gifs for context/more commentary.
Notes: 3537 / 4 weeks ago
from peanutbutternjoly (originally from bittenbyscarlett)
Chris Hemsworth: I'd love to see a Black Widow movie, I think it will [happen]. It has to. We'll rally for it. We'll get it started.
Tom Hiddleston: That would be amazing, Scarlett would really bring the thunder on that.
Notes: 90478 / 4 weeks ago
from dancing-painted-bears (originally from mastersamwise)